The Two Greatest Television Comedies You Never Heard Of

My first exposure to no-holds-barred British comedy was not Monty Python, but a show that ran on American TV in 1971, I believe as a summer replacement. An international production featuring wildly outrageous sketches and Terry Gilliam cut-out animation, it was titled The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine.

Terry Gilliam's opening with Marty Feldman as a "reject" on an assembly line - and closing with a host of bizarre 1890's figures "losing their heads" while saying "Goodbye" - resonated with me. I also recall a delightfully campy musical segment with Barbara "Agent 99" Feldon singing "The Codfish Ball". More generally, I remember that I just loved this program, and wouldn't see its like again for a couple more years, when the Python shows hit PBS.

About ten years later, I got the opportunity to see a complete Marty Feldman Comedy Machine show. The cast included chief Goon and patron saint of Britcom Spike Milligan, as well as three actors from The Benny Hill Show. The guest star: Orson Welles. The writers: Milligan, Feldman, Barry Levinson and a post-Sid Caesar, pre-M*A*S*H Larry Gelbart. While not necessarily brilliant from fade-in to fade-out (what sketch comedy program is?), much of it was unbelievably funny. Among many highlights: Marty as Dr. Jekyll - AND Mr. Hyde - accepting an award at a banquet, Orson Welles hawking "DICTIONARY - THE MOVIE" and Milligan as an insane lounge-lizard performer singing "The Girl From Ipanema."

Let's also hope that whoever is sitting on those Marty Feldman Comedy Machine shows will decide there's a buck to be made by reissuing the series on a DVD box.

Unfortunately, because these shows - and Feldman's BBC programs - are obscure, there seems to be a lot less interest in him out on the Web than in his contemporaries and successors.

Here's an inspired and Python-esque program (that actually preceded Monty Python's Flying Circus) in which Marty Feldman was a cast member, At Last The 1948 Show, featuring John Cleese, Tim Brooke-Taylor and the late great Graham Chapman:

Cartoons And Clarinets At Niles Essanay Silent Film Museum - Friday, Feb. 23, 2007

Yours truly will be the ringmaster/producer/film programmer/emcee for, as the inimitable Ed Sullivan used to say, a "really big shoe" just down the block from the Niles Canyon locales where Charlie Chaplin and "Broncho Billy" Anderson made movies, drank beer and chased women (not necessarily in that order) way back in 1915.

"Cartoons And Clarinets" will feature live music and sound effects by Beth Custer (Clubfoot Orchestra, Trance Mission, Beth Custer Ensemble) and Ralph Carney (Tom Waits, B52s, CarneyBallJohnson) - who will bring their stalwart improvisational derring-do, vivid imaginations and joie de vivre to the party.

Cartoons will include surreal classics by Winsor McCay, Fleischer, Otto "Felix The Cat" Messmer, Ladislaw Starewicz (the Russian entymologist-turned-stop motion animation innovator) and many more. We'll also have an amazing Georges Melies "trick-film" from 1906 and a live-action comedy short, His Wooden Wedding, directed by Leo McCarey and starring Charley Chase, 1920's master of silly walks.

When: Friday, February 23, 2007 at 8:00 p.m.

Where: Edison Theatre, Niles Essanay Silent Film Museum, 37417 Niles Boulevard, Fremont, CA 94536-2949

Why: cartoon fun and kick-ass music

How much: $10

Online order form: http://www.nilesfilmmuseum.org/cartoons_clarinets_order_form.pdf

Webpage: http://www.nilesfilmmuseum.org/index.htm

Phone: 510 494-1411

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The 12 Days Of Ernie Kovacs, Day 12

Kovacs was one of the great comedy creators - an actor/writer/director who utilized the small screen as a creative tool. His surviving shows (most of what's left remains the 1961 half-hour specials produced for ABC) reflect a restlessly inventive comic genius. Fortunately, Edie Adams worked tirelessly to preserve Ernie's legacy. One of the splendid products of this is the 2-DVD "Best Of Ernie Kovacs" set available from White Star Video.

Since I don't have a clip from Ernie's classic late-50's NBC specials, "Kovacs On Music" and "Eugene" (and alas, for the most part, kinescopes of Ernie's 1950's shows from Philadelphia and New York do not exist), not to mention the brilliant Dutch Masters commercials starring Ernie and Edie Adams - too bad - we'll finish this up with. . .

Kovacs facts (mostly from the best book on Ernie I've seen, Kovacsland by Diana Rico)

Born: January 23, 1919 in Trenton, NJ
Died: January 19, 1962 in Beverly Hills, CA

After very nearly dying of pneumonia at 19, Ernie lived the rest of his life at an absolute fever pitch, sleeping as little as possible.

Pallbearers at Ernie's funeral included Frank SInatra, Dean Martin and best friend Jack Lemmon.

Ernie's screen comedy hero: Jacques Tati.

Ernie's unrealized goal: produce, direct and write live-action films. It is said that he approached Sir Alec Guinness, whom he met on the Our Man In Havana shoot, with the idea of doing a "Eugene" feature.

Ernie's mother, Mary, was by all accounts one powerful woman, not to be messed with.

Ernie's daughters, Elizabeth and Kippie, were kidnapped by his estranged first wife, found many months later living in backwoods squalor in Cassia, Florida.

Ernie's signoff line: IT'S BEEN REAL.

Retrospectives: The Museum Of Broadcasting's "The Vision Of Ernie Kovacs" .

How did the innovative and groundbreaking 1961 Ernie Kovacs Show get its timeslot on ABC? Primarily because his programs did wonders for the sales of Dutch Masters cigars. . . and because Consolidated Cigar's Jack Mogulescu was a friend of Ernie's and Edie's.

Little known Kovacs gem: his superb and nuanced performance in Five Golden Hours, co-starring Cyd Charisse (the phenomenal and drop-dead gorgeous dancer from such MGM musicals as Singin In The Rain and The Band Wagon).

It's been real. Thanks, Ernie and Edie.

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Leslie the Mean Animal Trainer
by Percy Llewelyn Dovetonsils

Leslie worked in a circus
he worked in a great big cage.
He smacked the lions
and beat the bears
and put them all in a rage.
He kicked the lions with iron sneakers
and rolled up army cots.
He put cleaning fluid on all the leopards
and sneered when they lost their spots.
But a chimpanzee got even with him...
Leslie got killed by some smells,
when he stuck his head the lion's mouth
He had liver smeared on his lapels.

The 12 Days Of Ernie Kovacs, Day 9

Ernie Kovacs loved creating post-modernist special effects on a nonexistent budget and on the fly. Here is a lovely piece of abstract patterns and movement, making one wonder if Ernie was conversant with such animation artists as Norman McLaren.

You're right - this is not the original soundtrack. It's some fairly commercial modern rock by The Cure, way less experimental than the visuals, but the psychedelia of it weirdly fits.

The 12 Days Of Ernie Kovacs, Day 8

I love Kovacs and consider Madness a top-notch British band - and "House Of Fun" is one sprightly tune. Do they work together? That's debatable. . . Me, I prefer Ernie's soundtrack choice, the German recording of "Mack The Knife". But that said, enjoy these brilliant sight gag "blackouts" by Ernie and his excellent ensemble of Jolene Brand, Bobby Lauher, Joe Mikolas and Maggi Brown, from 1961.

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The Nairobi Trio, circa 1961
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The 12 Days Of Ernie Kovacs, Day 4

Sentimental Journey, from The Ernie Kovacs Show (1961) gives the old standard tune a treatment a la Esquivel-Martin Denny-"bachelor pad sounds for lovers". It's performed by a most enthusiastic ensemble consisting of. . . office furniture. An indescribably funny musical piece that could only come from the wondrously twisted mind of Ernie Kovacs. Uploaded by NilbogLAND

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The gag-filled closing credits to an episode of The Ernie Kovacs Show from 1961. . . Love that theme song.

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1812 OVERTURE - The Ernie Kovacs Show
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The 12 Days Of Ernie Kovacs, Day 1

Today, January 23, is the birthday of Ernie Kovacs, a television and radio comedy innovator only rivalled by the Goons and the Pythons. At this blog, we like Ernie so much that, well, one day just isn't enough. So this is day 1 of The Twelve Days Of Ernie.

And Edie, Tony award winner, wife and artistic collaborator of Ernie, Kovacs archivist (and the comedianne with the best Marilyn imitation) - are you out there on Blogger? MySpace? We'd love to hear from you.

Burt Bacharach Day

While I'm hard pressed to find something quite as wonderful as Mr. Bungle performing "What The World Needs Now" - well, at least until the Noir City 5 film festival opens at the Castro Theatre in a few days - this month's Burt Bacharach day tribute comes pretty darn close: Holland's grande diva of jazz, Greetje Kauffeld, accompanied by guitarist Maarten van der Grinten, sings my favorite Burt and Hal tune, "Alfie".

Miracle In Milano: Miles Davis Quintet, October 11, 1964

Miles, Wayne Shorter, Herbie Hancock, Ron Carter and Tony Williams - in transition from the blistering up-tempo hard bop of the 1963-4 tours into sensual impressionistic ambient textural soundscapes - wax poetic on the skeletal structures of an old chestnut, My Funny Valentine. Miles and Tony, we miss you. Uploaded by Yedi

The remarkable Alice Coltrane departs the earthly dimension

No doubt Alice is doing a lot better with the reality of her leaving this realm than a lot of us are here. With the news of the passings of both Mrs. Coltrane and saxophonist Michael Brecker last weekend, there is big-time mourning in the world of jazz.

I attended her last public performance at San Francisco's Masonic Auditorium on November 4, 2006 - as well as her June 1975 Keystone Korner appearance - and was overjoyed, overwhelmed and transported by the emotional and spiritual power of her music.

Here's the best clip I could find, but a few moments of Alice conjuring amazing sounds from the magic keyboard, in a duo with percussionist Jeff "Tain" Waits at The House Of Blues in L.A., November 2005.

Remembering Trumpet Legends Lee Morgan And Clifford Brown

Lee Morgan (1938-1972) with Art Blakey's Jazz Messingers - I Remember Clifford
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