Psychotronic Paul's Joke Of The Day

The Vice Squad caught Supreme Court Justices Scalia, Thomas, Kennedy, Roberts and Alito in a group of luxury hotel suites (customarily used by the RNC leadership), along with eight prominent and hard partyin' Washington lobbyists, various Senators and Representatives of both political parties, two dozen high-priced call girls and call boys, plus unidentified charter members of Skull And Bones, The Bohemian Club, The Bilderbergers, Mark Sanford, John Edwards and a bearded, unrecognizable Tiger Woods. The arresting officer's first question: which of you are the prostitutes?