Thursday, March 28, 2013

This Sputtering Blog, 2013 Version



At least two or three times every year, when Writer's Block rears its ugly head, Your Blogmeister concludes "that's all he/she wrote" for Way Too Damn Lazy To Write A Blog. Raising the ante for This Year's Model: the combo of the dreaded Writer's Block with the apparent death of Mr. Blogmeister's MacBook!



Now, the numbers don't lie - this blog has practically no readers.



Alas, Mr. Blogmeister is computer-less, too cheap (stone broke) to advertise and unwilling to post pictures of naked humans, especially Joe E. Ross, to attract readership.





Unfortunately, the one constant that Way Too Damn Lazy To Write A Blog does attract, besides Joe E. Ross fans, is an unrelenting, never-ending horde of shameless spammers.



Yes, indeedy do - Way Too Damn Lazy To Write A Blog has very few readers, but receives unending spam hawking worthless products (as well as their accompanying pathologically and unforgivably uninteresting blogs) on a daily basis. Dear Spammers: GO AWAY!



That said, even if Mr. Blogmeister doesn't manage to acquire a shiny new computer and rediscover his (M.I.A.) Writing Mojo, he respectfully tips the Jimmie Hatlo top hat to all friends, film and animation historians, diehard jazz and rock music aficionados, comedy geeks and especially his intrepid partner from Annie's New York Eats for encouraging the continuance of This Sputtering Blog.



And again, to each and every one of The Spammers: GO AWAY!!!

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