Musings On 20th Century Pop Culture by Psychotronic Paul
Thursday, February 01, 2007
The 12 Days Of Ernie Kovacs, Day 10
Leslie the Mean Animal Trainer by Percy Llewelyn Dovetonsils
Leslie worked in a circus he worked in a great big cage. He smacked the lions and beat the bears and put them all in a rage. He kicked the lions with iron sneakers and rolled up army cots. He put cleaning fluid on all the leopards and sneered when they lost their spots. But a chimpanzee got even with him... Leslie got killed by some smells, when he stuck his head the lion's mouth He had liver smeared on his lapels.